Closure Classes

Rewrite Your Life Story
Before It Becomes Your Final Life Story

An 8-session interactive workshop to finally get closure on your past — and start living the future you deserve.

Some pain doesn’t heal just because time passes.
Some pain just... sets up camp.

Maybe you thought you were "over it."
Maybe you told yourself to just "move on."
Maybe you buried it under work or wine or donuts

And yet here it is — still affecting your choices, your relationships, your dreams, your mood.

If any part of you is nodding right now...I want you to know:

  • You are not broken.

  • You are not weak.

  • You are not "too sensitive."

You are human.

And it’s time to give yourself the closure you actually deserve.

Not the kind where you pretend everything’s fine.

The kind where you extract the lessons from your pain — and leave the rest behind.

The kind where you stop letting the past steal space from your future.

Introducing:
Closure Classes

A gentle but powerfully structured 8-session interactive program where you’ll:

✔️ Inventory the old stories you've been telling yourself
✔️ Dissect the narratives that have been quietly running your life
✔️ Forgive yourself (and others) without needing amnesia or permission
✔️ Reframe your pain into wisdom
✔️ Write a new story that your future self will be proud to live

🌟 Closure Classes Dates
Fridays at 11am - 12pm EST, 2nd and Last of Each Month

✅ June 14 — ✨ The Inventory of Pain (Week 1)
✅ June 28 — ✨ The Narrative Autopsy (Week 2)
✅ July 12 — ✨ The Subtraction Method (Week 3)
✅ July 26 — ✨ The Cancellation of Debts (Week 4)
✅ August 9 — ✨ The Self-Pardon (Week 5)
✅ August 30 — ✨ The Reconciliation Question Mark (Week 6)
✅ September 13 — ✨ The Final Draft of You (Week 7)
✅ September 27 — ✨ How to Be Your After Story - Designing the Life That Matches You Now (Week 8)

Why These Closure Classes Will Heal You

(Even If You’re Not a "Group Share" Person or Very Busy)

Each of these eight 1 hour sessions include me talking you through a visual presentation.
I’ll be sharing powerful concepts, practical tools,
and soul-deep assignments you can work on with me LIVE… or complete on your own.

You don't have to show up live for every session.
If life gets busy — or you just need to watch in your pajamas with a snack
you’ll still get full recordings of every class to watch & benefit from on your own time.

You also don’t have to share anything you don't want to share if you join LIVE.
Closure isn't earned by public speaking.
It’s earned by doing the real work inside yourself
and that can happen quietly, privately, sacredly.

No spotlight on you will ever be necessary.
There’s no “mandatory vulnerable oversharing” required.
Just you and the time you take to absorb these insights & work it all through.

Bottom line:

Whether you speak up in the group, or work silently in your own private notebook, you’ll still get what you came for: the freedom to close old chapters, and the courage to start new ones.

Hi, I’m Karen Salmansohn

I’m a bestselling author and behavioral change expert with 2 million books sold — including The Bounce Back Book, How to Be Happy, Dammit, and my upcoming book Your To Die For Life.

You might’ve seen my work on Oprah, The Today Show, CNN, The View, Psychology Today… or maybe just on a quote you screen-shot at 2am when life felt a little sideways.

But more importantly: I’ve been where you are.

I’ve lived through what I now lovingly call my Bucket List From Hell — heartbreaks, betrayals, a miscarriage, a scary assault, the loss of my father — all in what felt like one endless season of “Are you freaking kidding me?”

Like most people, I tried to outrun the pain. Then I realized the only way out was through.

So I dove headfirst into the science of resilience, narrative therapy, trauma recovery, identity shifts, etc… Now I help people reframe their pain into power — and design lives that feel braver, wiser, lighter, and fully their own.

Closure Classes is the work I wish I had years ago.
It’s gentle, but it’s real. And I’d be honored to walk you through it.

xo, Karen

Investment:

$649 $389

✨ for the full 8-session journey. ✨

Save 40% when you sign up before May 14th

Limited early-bird spots available. (Space for only 15.)

You could spend more on a weekend spa trip & still come back with the same emotional baggage you left with.

Or you could grab this early-bird spot & finally let go of what you’ve been carrying for years.

Why Experts Love Karen…

  • Marie Forleo | NYTimes Bestselling Author

    Karen Salmansohn is a creative force of nature. I love her insights and relentless commitment to helping people live happy and successful lives. Her smart sense of humor and unusual metaphors make changing your life not only do-able but, totally fun. I simply adore her!

  • Deepak Chopra | NYTimes Bestselling Author

    Karen Salmansohn's writing is bold, playful, insightful with powerful metaphors that provoke and inspire. And she's brilliant at using kinetic images to amplify messages. Highly recommend!

  • Kristine Carlson | NYTimes Bestselling Author

    Over the years I have spent a lot of money on hot shot marketing pros--or so they say! Karen Salmansohn is the first person I've ever worked with that actually improved my traffic and monetization on my website - as well as upgraded my branding. I tell people--you should invest in your website as if you want to be seen on Park Avenue in New York City. Karen can help you brand and market yourself and your business in the way you want to be seen--Park Avenue style.

  • Seth Godin | NYTimes Bestselling Author

    If you're not happy with what you're getting, maybe you need a whole new plan. Karen Salmansohn offers you one. Start now!


  • Goldie Hawn | Award Winning Actress & Founder of The Hawn Foundation

    Karen Salmansohn is a big brain in high heels.

  • Tony Hsieh | Founder of Zappos

    Tony Hsieh | Founder of Zappos

    Karen Salmansohn is wildly creative and highly innovative – a creative genius of sorts.


Closure is the real self-care!

Not forgetting. Not pretending it didn’t matter.
But really, finally making peace. So your past stops writing the script for your future.

The older version of you — the one who carried it all — deserves to be healed.

And the future version of you — the one still waiting for her best years —deserves a lighter heart to carry forward.

You’ve survived enough.

It’s time to graduate from surviving — and start living.

Ready to finally close that old chapter — and open a new, freer, more exciting one?

🌟 Closure Classes Dates
Fridays at 11am - 12pm EST, 2nd and Last of Each Month

✅ June 14 — ✨ The Inventory of Pain (Week 1)
✅ June 28 — ✨ The Narrative Autopsy (Week 2)
✅ July 12 — ✨ The Subtraction Method (Week 3)
✅ July 26 — ✨ The Cancellation of Debts (Week 4)
✅ August 9 — ✨ The Self-Pardon (Week 5)
✅ August 30 — ✨ The Reconciliation Question Mark (Week 6)
✅ September 13 — ✨ The Final Draft of You (Week 7)
✅ September 27 — ✨ How to Be Your After Story - Designing the Life That Matches You Now (Week 8)

Some of the things you might be ready to let go of…

  • A childhood you had to survive instead of enjoy.

  • A divorce or break up that didn’t just end a relationship — it ended a version of you.

  • A friendship that ghosted, cracked, or dissolved without a proper funeral.

  • A parent who left too early 

  • The painful realization that some family members are better loved from a distance.

  • The death of a dream — a job a business, a book, a baby, a life you once pictured.

  • Years lost to anxiety, depression, or chronic stress that quietly shrank your world.

  • Wasted time chasing people who were never equipped to love you properly.

  • A health scare that made everything feel fragile and precious all at once.

  • Money problems that made you question your worth more than your math skills.

  • An apology you deserved but never received (and maybe never will).

  • Guilt over something small that somehow grew teeth in the middle of the night.

If you’ve got unfinished business with your past, you’re in the right place.

For anyone who keeps thinking:
"I should be over this by now."

Rewrite your story.
Reclaim your peace.
Remember who you are.

$649 $389

✨ for the full 8-session journey. ✨

Save 40% when you claim your early-bird spot before May 14th.
Space is limited to 15 people total.

You could buy another face serum.
Or you could work on something that actually makes you feel more radiant from the inside out.
Grab your early-bird spot. Let the real glow-up begin.