Stop Bullshitting Yourself.
You know what you need to do.
You're just not doing it.
There's this thing we do where we blame everything except ourselves. Our circumstances. Our childhood. Our lack of time, money, resources, support. All of which might be true.
But also: Sometimes you're the problem.
This is actually good news.
Because once you own the problem, you have the power to disown it.
So, what if instead of building a case for why you can NOT change things, you just... decided to change?
How?
You need a “Stop Bullshitting Your Session.”
Hi, I’m Karen Salmansohn.
I help people remember that their life belongs to them. And give them tools (backed by behavioral science) to stop spiraling and start making bold, better choices.
I’m a bestselling author of personal development books — with over two million sold. And a leading behavioral change expert, known for turning complex psychology into strategies people actually use.
I’ve spent decades helping people to break patterns that no longer fit the life they truly want.
I’ve been a columnist for Oprah, Psychology Today, CNN, and MindBodyGreen.
My teachings have received rave reviews in many media outlets!
Okay, so here's the thing.
You're not happy. And I know you know that. But you've been busy building this elaborate case for why you can't change anything.
"I have responsibilities." "I can't just quit my job, Karen.” "People depend on me." "Maybe this is just what life is."
And it's like... okay. Sure. Maybe.
But also… and I'm just throwing this out there… maybe you're just scared sh*tless to change.
But you know what else is terrifying? Waking up in 20 years and realizing you spent your life doing things you didn't even want… because you were too scared to disappoint your parents…. or look stupid in front of people you don't even like.
And the worst part? You already know exactly what's wrong.
You've had the conversation with yourself at 2 AM seventeen thousand times.
"I should leave." "I should start the thing." "I should stop pretending I'm okay with this."
And then morning comes… and you're like, "Never mind, everything's fine, I was just tired."
Except you weren't tired. You were honest.
But then you got scared and put the honesty back in the box.
This session is about opening the box again.
only $299
It’s time to study the story you keep telling yourself about why "now isn't the right time" … and why that story is bullshit!
What happens in a
“Stop Bullshitting Yourself Session?
Accountability.
In 60 minutes, we'll discuss:
In 60 minutes, we'll discuss:
In 60 minutes, we'll:
Drag your excuses into the light and look at what they're actually protecting you from
Get clear on what you want without the "but" that immediately follows it
Figure out the one thing you'd do if you weren't so invested in staying safe
Create a plan that works with your actual life, not some fantasy version where everything's different
You'll leave with:
The truth about what's been keeping you stuck (and why it's probably not what you think)
A realistic plan for the next 90 days that doesn't require you to quit your job tomorrow or have a breakdown first
Permission to want what you want without performing gratitude for what you have
The relief of finally admitting that "fine" is not the same as "happy" and you're allowed to want more
Name the thing you've been avoiding naming
Figure out what you actually want (not what sounds good, what actually lights you up)
Identify the one story you keep telling yourself that's keeping you stuck
Make a plan that doesn't require you to have your shit together first
You'll walk away with:
The relief of finally saying it out loud
A clear understanding of why you've been stuck
Permission to make a change that might disappoint some people (and why that's okay)
An actual next step that feels doable, not overwhelming
Who you're performing for and why they're not worth it
What you actually want to do with the time you have left
Why you think changing your mind means you failed
How to stop performing and start living without causing a scene
You'll leave with:
The truth about what you've been avoiding
A plan that doesn't require you to become a different person
Permission to change your mind about decisions you made when you were younger and dumber
Something specific to do this week that moves you toward a life you're not pretending to want
What you're protecting by staying stuck.
AKA: blame, identity, the story you tell about yourself.
You'll leave with:
A clearer picture of what you're actually afraid of (because "everything" is not specific enough to work with)
Permission to be a person who changes their mind without having to justify it to everyone
Something concrete to do that isn't just "think about it more" because you've been thinking about it and it's making you crazy
What you'll gain:
Clarity about where your actual power lies (not everywhere, but somewhere)
An honest assessment of which constraints are real and which are constructed
Permission to make imperfect choices instead of perfect excuses
A next step that acknowledges both your limitations and your agency
Book now: $299
Here's what's going to happen:
You're going to keep pretending until something forces you to stop. A crisis. An illness. A breaking point.
Or you're going to decide, right now, that pretending is more exhausting than being honest.
And you're going to choose to stop before something stops you.
Both options get you to the same place eventually. The truth.
One just takes longer. And costs more. And wastes years you don't get back.
Unless you decide it doesn't have to.
That's what this session is for.
The Details
Session Length: 60 minutes (via Zoom)
Includes: xxxxxxx + follow-up summary + recording of our session
Investment: $299
My Mindset Techniques have been loved by:
Deepak Chopra, Marissa Tomei, Goldie Hawn, Tony Robbins, Seth Godin,
Arianna Huffington, Donna Karan, Tim Ferris, Marie Forleo, Tony Hsieh,
Steve Covey, Gretchen Rubin, Madonna, Goldie Hawn, and then some
Praise from Pros…
Praise from Clients…
You'll tell your friend they have spinach in their teeth.
But you lie to yourself constantly.
"I'm happy." "This is fine." "I'll deal with it later." "I'm just tired."
You're like a really bad friend… but to yourself.
Which is weird because you're stuck with yourself forever.
Here's what you do:
You wake up in a life you’re not fully happy with and you tell yourself:
"This is fine. I'm an adult. Adults do things they hate. That's what being an adult is."
Except... that’s bullshit.
And the really messed up part?
You know it’s BS so you wind up very angry at yourself.
And so you wind up in a bad relationship with yourself.
In fact, this session is sorta like couples therapy.
But with You + You.
I help You (the honest part) talk to You (the lying part).
And admit things aren’t working.
Then I help Honest You to talk to the other You (the lying part).
And we tell it to stop interrupting with so many excuses.
And the excuses. Oh my gosh, the excuses!
"I have a mortgage."
Yeah, and? People with mortgages change their lives all the time.
You're not the first person in history to have a mortgage.
"I have kids."
Okay. So you're teaching your kids that you should stay in situations
that make you miserable? That's the lesson?
"I'm too old to start over."
You're not old. But your excuses are old. Because the truth is you're scared.
What you tell yourself:
"I'm being responsible."
"I'm being realistic."
"I'm being an adult."
What you mean:
"I'm scared."
"I'm scared."
"I'm scared."
That's okay. Fear is a perfectly reasonable response to being alive.
But here's the thing about fear:
It's supposed to keep you from getting eaten by tigers.
Not from living your actual life.
You're using a tiger-defense system to avoid disappointing your mother-in-law.
That's not what it's for.
I'm not saying it's easy to change your life.
It's not. Change is hard. Being uncomfortable is hard.
Admitting you've been doing it wrong is hard.
But you know what's harder?
Waking up in 20 years and realizing you spent this time being a coward.
That's harder.
Listen. You're going to die someday. I'm going to die someday.
Everyone reading this is going to die someday.
This is not news.
What is news, apparently, is that you should probably live in a way
that doesn't make you want to die sooner.
This session is for when you're done with your own bullshit.
You'll leave with:
A clear picture of what's not working (probably more than you thought)
A decision about what to change first (probably less than you feared)
Permission to disappoint people who will get over it
A plan for the next 90 days that doesn't require courage you don't have yet
Book now: $299
You can keep living the way you're living. Nobody will stop you.
Nobody's even paying that much attention.
Or you can admit that the life you built isn't the life you want and do something about it while you still have time.
Those are your options.
One of them is easier in the short term.
One of them is better in the long term.
You already know which is which.
The question is just what you're going to do about it.